~Funny Comments~

Mallory talking.....
I've got sores on my neck and either birds are pecking at it or Sadie (our cat) is scratching it or I'm growing sores inside my neck.

We had just pulled in our driveway and our dogs were with us.
Mallory says...open up the door Mattie (our dog) doesn't have arms to open it.
Chase says...Clifford has arms....he's asking me to open it.
(Clifford the big Red Dog)

Today on the way home from church
Mallory says....Can I throw my gum out of the window?
Chase says...I'll have it.

Mallory had just gone to the bathroom...
I always ask her if she flushed the toilet because our dogs drink out of them.
Me...Did you flush the toilet?
Mallory...I didn't flush the toilet cause it was still breathing...
(It was making noises because Chase had just used it..and it was still refilling.)